

Andrew’s WheelBurrow blown tyre pushed to the brink as Shannon’s Burnt Baked Goods edges a thriller
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Andrew
@Robo1189
WheelBurrow blown tyre
League Rank: 1
Conference Rank: 1 Record: 5 – 0 |
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Shannon
@Shanzo43
Burnt Baked Goods
League Rank: 3
Conference Rank: 3 Record: 4 – 1 |
| 171.18 |
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174.84 |
Shannon’s Burnt Baked Goods snatched a thriller from Andrew’s WheelBurrow blown tyre in what might’ve been the matchup of the season, 174.84–171.18. Neither side blinked until the final whistle, and both benches probably need therapy.
Andrew’s side looked like a highlight reel gone slightly off-script. Jaxon Smith-Njigba (30.2) erupted, D’Andre Swift (25.5) danced through tackles, and CMC (24.1) continued his weekly audition for MVP. But Puka Nacua (4.8) ghosted at the wrong time, and Jake Elliott’s lonely six didn’t bridge the gap. The kicker: Travis Kelce (13.8) was benched while Zach Ertz started — didn’t hurt much, but in a three-point game, every eyebrow raise counts.
On the flip side, Shannon baked this one to perfection. Drake London (31.8) went full air-raid menace, De’Von Achane (31.0) turned every touch into a heart attack, and Cam Skattebo (31.0) closed it out from the FLEX like a fantasy closer. Even Baker Mayfield (18.64) played his role as “guy who didn’t ruin it.” The rest of the lineup did enough damage to make the oven mitts come off early.
Final Verdict: Shannon stays hot with Burnt Baked Goods pulling off a statement win, while Andrew’s WheelBurrow finally hits its first speed bump — still elite, just slightly deflated.
Reece’s The Four Horsemen outlasts Caleb’s thatguyPegleg in a grind-it-out win
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Caleb
@thatguyPegleg
thatguyPegleg
League Rank: 2
Conference Rank: 2 Record: 4 – 1 |
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Reece
@Revoke
The Four Horsemen
League Rank: 15
Conference Rank: 7 Record: 2 – 3 |
| 104.5 |
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120.54 |
Reece’s The Four Horsemen didn’t ride in guns blazing — they just never fell off the saddle. It wasn’t pretty, but it was effective, edging out Caleb’s thatguyPegleg in a grindy Week 6 battle, 120.54–104.50.
Caleb’s side looked ready to rally when Josh Jacobs (32.0) went full workhorse and Trey McBride (21.2) reminded everyone he’s allergic to being covered. But Josh Allen (15.4) never found fifth gear, and his WR corps flatlined — Courtland Sutton (2.7) and Deebo Samuel (5.4) combining for less excitement than a preseason punt drill. The cruel twist? Tre Tucker (12.0) and Justice Hill (9.4) were sitting right there on the bench like uninvited heroes.
Reece didn’t exactly put on a fireworks show, but he didn’t have to. Brian Thomas (23.0) and Tetairoa McMillan (17.9) popped enough to carry the load, while Tyler Warren (18.3) kept padding the score like a TE with a side hustle. Seahawks DEF (11) did their job, Matthew Stafford (7.34) wasn’t heroic but didn’t sink it, and the bench just chilled — no regrets there.
Final Verdict: Reece kept the wagon upright and picked up a needed Eagle win, while Caleb’s Pegleg limped home wondering how two WRs can ghost in the same week.
Adam’s Tyrone Tracy Biggums outlasts Jess’s Jessicoot in a hard-fought battle
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Adam
@adamgum
Tyrone Tracy Biggums
League Rank: 16
Conference Rank: 8 Record: 2 – 3 |
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Jess
@Jessicoot
Jessicoot
League Rank: 13
Conference Rank: 5 Record: 2 – 3 |
| 121.58 |
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112.42 |
Adam’s Tyrone Tracy Biggums finally lived up to the name — swagger, chaos, and somehow a win. He outlasted Jess’s Jessicoot in a scrappy Eagle Conference showdown, 121.58 – 112.42.
Rico Dowdle (32.9) was the unlikely hero, turning into Ezekiel Elliott 2.0 for a day, while Daniel Jones (23.48) showed rare signs of competency before the fantasy gods remembered who he was. Amon-Ra St. Brown (12.7) chipped in, but Keenan Allen (5.7) and Kenneth Walker (4.7) barely clocked in. The silver lining? Biggums left Calvin Ridley (2.8) on the bench — where he belonged.
Jess had flashes of firepower, led by Dallas Goedert (26.0) finally reminding everyone he exists, and Chris Olave (15.8) holding down the FLEX. But Kareem Hunt (4.4) and Saquon Barkley (8.7) combined for the fantasy equivalent of soggy toast. Jared Goff (16.8) and Jerry Jeudy (9.3) did their best from the bench, but it wasn’t enough to close the gap.
Final Verdict: Adam gets the W — not pretty, but effective. Jess walks away knowing that when your tight end is your top scorer, it’s probably not your week.
Venice’s Chase Little Kittle stays on track, handing Jacob’s queens22 another tough loss
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Venice
@vpettijohnjr
Chase Little Kittle
League Rank: 12
Conference Rank: 4 Record: 2 – 3 |
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Jacob
@queens22
queens22
League Rank: 18
Conference Rank: 10 Record: 1 – 4 |
| 130.74 |
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104.46 |
Venice’s Chase Little Kittle finally found some traction in Week 6, muscling past Jacob’s queens22 with a confident 130.74–104.46 win that was never really in doubt.
Ja’Marr Chase (25.1) and Jonathan Taylor (23.7) carried Venice like the fantasy veterans they are, while Kyren Williams (16.7) provided steady balance. Even Rachaad White (17.6) remembered what an end zone looks like. The only dead weight was Mason Taylor (1.2) at tight end — but hey, someone had to bring the average down. Jameson Williams (18.6) sat on the bench looking smug, knowing he could’ve made it a blowout.
Jacob tried to hang around behind Ladd McConkey (23.0) and Cooper Kupp (12.0), but Bo Nix (13.36) was too quiet and Quinshon Judkins (3.6) barely made a dent. Zay Flowers (7.6) was allergic to volume, and Jake Ferguson (12.3) was one of the few bright spots. Sadly, when your kicker (Jason Myers, 10) is one of your top performers, you’re probably in trouble.
Final Verdict: Venice earns a much-needed win to climb back toward respectability, while Jacob’s queens22 continues to play like they’re auditioning for a draft lottery.
Christian’s Kittle me timbers crushes Joseph’s Drakes cakes behind QB/RB star power
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Joseph
@jcconnor
Drakes cakes
League Rank: 14
Conference Rank: 6 Record: 2 – 3 |
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Christian
@seachicken22
Kittle me timbers
League Rank: 17
Conference Rank: 9 Record: 1 – 4 |
| 102.64 |
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138.78 |
Christian’s Kittle me timbers turned this into a clinic early and never gave back the remote, sailing past Joseph’s Drakes cakes, 138.78–102.64.
Mahomes (30.48) dealt, Bijan (35.8) detonated, and Cameron Dicker (17.0) added a healthy kicker garnish. Even with modest lines from Mark Andrews (6.6) and the Packers D/ST (2), Christian had more than enough juice — and didn’t even need Dak (21.34) off the bench.
Joseph had a couple haymakers — George Pickens (31.8) and Drake Maye (26.24) — but the supporting cast clocked out early. Breece Hall (5.9) and Garrett Wilson (4.3) both face-planted at the same time, and Tyler Loop (3) couldn’t bandage the leak. Michael Carter (8.4) was the lone bench piece with a pulse.
Final Verdict: Christian looks like a problem when the big guns fire in sync; Joseph finds out hat happens when his Jets go down mid-flight.


Benny’s Run Bijan Run 🏃🏿➡️ blows past Casey’s Hawk Tuah Tagoviaola in a Roo Conference rout
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Benny
@TheJoker10
Run Bijan Run 🏃🏿➡️
League Rank: 7
Conference Rank: 4 Record: 3 – 2 |
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Casey
@coachrockwood
Hawk Tuah Tagoviaola
League Rank: 8
Conference Rank: 5 Record: 3 – 2 |
| 211.14 |
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108.16 |
Benny’s Run Bijan Run 🏃🏿➡️ treated Week 6 like a track meet, hanging 211.14 on Casey’s Hawk Tuah Tagoviaola and setting a new Season 12 League high score. This wasn’t a matchup — it was a masterclass.
Bijan Robinson (35.8) kept his foot on everyone’s neck, De’Von Achane (31.0) reminded everyone what speed looks like, and George Pickens (31.8) decided coverage was optional. Trey McBride (21.2) joined the party from tight end, and Jaxon Smith-Njigba (30.2) confirmed his breakout wasn’t a fluke. Even Baker Mayfield (18.6) looked dialed in — a rare sentence in 2025.
Casey’s side of the ledger? Brutal. Drake London (31.8) was the only one who got the memo, while Saquon Barkley (8.7) and J.K. Dobbins (4.0) got stuck in fantasy mud. Bo Nix (13.3) was fine, not great, and KC’s defense (3.0) picked the wrong week to be polite. Even Caleb Williams (19.9) rotting on the bench probably rolled his eyes.
Final Verdict: Benny doesn’t just win — he delivers a Roo Conference statement. Casey leaves with a bruised ego, a bench QB that outscored his starter, and a to-do list that starts with “don’t look at the scoreboard.”
Kevin’s Lamb to the Slaughter topples Mitch’s My Team is Purdy in Roo showdown
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Mitch
@MGuinness92
My Team is Purdy
League Rank: 4
Conference Rank: 1 Record: 4 – 1 |
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Kevin
@kbartelt07
Lamb to the Slaughter
League Rank: 11
Conference Rank: 8 Record: 3 – 2 |
| 79.34 |
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121.1 |
Kevin’s Lamb to the Slaughter didn’t need fireworks — just steady trench work — to grind down Mitch’s My Team is Purdy, 121.1–79.34.
For Kevin, D’Andre Swift (25.5) kept slicing through like a chef’s knife, Jameson Williams (18.6) flashed jet fuel from the FLEX, and Wan’Dale Robinson (20.4) did chain-moving things. Brandon Aubrey (9.0) and the Steelers D/ST (10) held serve, while Josh Allen (15.4) provided a high enough floor to keep the door shut.
Mitch’s side never found fifth gear. Matthew Stafford (7.34) sputtered, Deebo (5.4) and Garrett Wilson (4.3) were oddly quiet, and while Tetairoa McMillan (17.9) tried to spark a rally, it was mostly a solo act. The kicker/DEF combo (McLaughlin 7, JAX D/ST 2) didn’t have the juice to flip the script, and the bench didn’t offer much of a rescue. The late Monday scratch of Dalton Kincaid was just salt in the wound.
Final Verdict: Kevin bags a clean Roo win with balanced production, while Mitch gets a reminder that even “Purdy” teams can stall when the core goes quiet.
Tyler’s Nardlet8 takes down Alex’s Get your Tets out in Roo tilt
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Alex
@chookonthecoast
Get your Tets out
League Rank: 9
Conference Rank: 6 Record: 3 – 2 |
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Tyler
@Nardlet8
Nardlet8
League Rank: 10
Conference Rank: 7 Record: 2 – 3 |
| 105.7 |
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150.08 |
Tyler’s Nardlet8 brought the heavy stuff and never let up, cruising past Alex’s Get your Tets out, 150.08–105.7.
Patrick Mahomes (30.48) did MVP things, Ja’Marr Chase (25.1) turned corners into cardboard cutouts, and Brian Thomas (23.0) kept dunking on the matchup. Tyler Warren (18.3) joined the fun from tight end, while Jason Myers (10.0) and the Patriots D/ST (6) tidied up the edges.
Alex had a monster from Rico Dowdle (32.9) and steady returns from Amon-Ra St. Brown (12.7) and DJ Moore (8.2), plus Tucker Kraft (12.3) punching in at TE — but the supporting cast stalled. Sam Darnold (20.0) kept it respectable, yet the Packers D/ST (2) and Matt Prater (2.0) couldn’t swing the momentum. The bench was mostly a ghost town, so there wasn’t a lineup switch hiding a different outcome.
Final Verdict: Tyler drops a clean, balanced Roo win behind Mahomes & Co., while Alex is forced to put his Tets away, at least for another week.
Woody’s Wt8737 stomps Jack’s givethemtheD in a Roo Conference statement win
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Jack
@givethemtheD
givethemtheD
League Rank: 6
Conference Rank: 3 Record: 3 – 2 |
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Woody
@Wt8737
Wt8737
League Rank: 19
Conference Rank: 9 Record: 1 – 4 |
| 122.54 |
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158.40 |
Woody’s Wt8737 finally broke through, hammering Jack’s givethemtheD 158.40–122.54 in a Roo Conference mismatch that felt settled by halftime.
Josh Jacobs (32.0) went full beast-mode while Dallas Goedert (26.0) and Daniel Jones (23.48) piled on. Even Travis Kelce (13.8) played nice this week. It was the kind of top-to-bottom consistency that turns 1-4 records into problems for everyone else.
Jack’s team had flashes — Ladd McConkey (23.0) looked like a future star, and Jonathan Taylor (23.7) ran angry — but Michael Pittman (4.0) and Marvin Harrison Jr. (5.2) didn’t provide the juice. By the time Woody’s flexes finished their victory laps, it was academic.
Final Verdict: Woody lights up the Roo Conference scoreboard and reminds everyone that records can in fact lie while Jack finds out the hard way that moral victories don’t count in fantasy standings.